OK, so I've messed around with my review system a lot lately, but I can't really be bothered to upload a review onto Facebook and Blogger, so I am not going to use my blog anymore, because to tell you the truth, I can't be bothered.
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Thursday, 20 March 2014
Monday, 17 March 2014
Vengeance on Varos (Doctor Who): Review
Haha, Corey, I have reviewed Vengeance! Now all that's out of the way, let's get on with the review. Interesting. Two people watching someone being torched on TV, for entertainment. Oh look, it's the Oval Office! Sorry, wrong line. Oh look, it's Madge from Benidorm! I love that bluey, greeny cravat that Colin wore. Very nice. Sil's voice is so funny! Sounds like Louie Spence on a bad day! What's that green thing on Sil's chest though? I love the TARDIS scenes, and Peri is such a great companion. It's odd to hear the Doctor talking about his lives like that in the classic series. Similar to what Tennant said to Rose in School Reunion.
The Doctor is such a hypocrite! But that's one of the reasons that we like him so much. The acting of that woman who looks like River Song was so shit! Not as bad as Daisy's in the Great Gatsby though. The start kind of reminds me of The Rise of the Cybermen, because the Doctor has to land and go around to find something to power the TARDIS. Like the Daleks too.
The Doctor makes me laugh. "Ah. Who's this coming to welcome us?" Silly, Doctor! I just feel like pushing Sil off that tank of his. Just to see what he'd do! It's nice to see the Doctor getting on without his Sonic Screwdriver. They ought to take the Sonic out of Doctor Who for a while. It's over used!
Different to see someone doing the job of the audience. Clever. Different. But works well. What a twat?! Slapping Peri round the face. Bumder! Question marked braces. What a surprise! But it was a nice cliffhanger. And to hear the start of the credit music, it just sounds so great!
Funny watching the Doctor fight. Part two is so crap. My god it is so boring. I'm falling asleep, aha! Bloody hell! Peri is turning into a fucking cheetah! Those people need to make their mind up about the Doctor. Is he a friend or not???
I hate this 2 x 45 minute episodes format. It drags. Haha! Gently, gently! Hahahaha! Hilarious! I agree with Peri. Sil does need syonide! That didn't make much sense. The Doc and Peri went there to get possible fuel for the TARDIS, but leaves with nothing.
Overall, it was okay. Not bad, not good. 5/10, as I'm neutral. Thanks for spending your time to read this, and tomorrow will be my first Inbetweeners review. The first episode, First Day. See you!
The Doctor is such a hypocrite! But that's one of the reasons that we like him so much. The acting of that woman who looks like River Song was so shit! Not as bad as Daisy's in the Great Gatsby though. The start kind of reminds me of The Rise of the Cybermen, because the Doctor has to land and go around to find something to power the TARDIS. Like the Daleks too.
The Doctor makes me laugh. "Ah. Who's this coming to welcome us?" Silly, Doctor! I just feel like pushing Sil off that tank of his. Just to see what he'd do! It's nice to see the Doctor getting on without his Sonic Screwdriver. They ought to take the Sonic out of Doctor Who for a while. It's over used!
Different to see someone doing the job of the audience. Clever. Different. But works well. What a twat?! Slapping Peri round the face. Bumder! Question marked braces. What a surprise! But it was a nice cliffhanger. And to hear the start of the credit music, it just sounds so great!
Funny watching the Doctor fight. Part two is so crap. My god it is so boring. I'm falling asleep, aha! Bloody hell! Peri is turning into a fucking cheetah! Those people need to make their mind up about the Doctor. Is he a friend or not???
I hate this 2 x 45 minute episodes format. It drags. Haha! Gently, gently! Hahahaha! Hilarious! I agree with Peri. Sil does need syonide! That didn't make much sense. The Doc and Peri went there to get possible fuel for the TARDIS, but leaves with nothing.
Overall, it was okay. Not bad, not good. 5/10, as I'm neutral. Thanks for spending your time to read this, and tomorrow will be my first Inbetweeners review. The first episode, First Day. See you!
Spider-Man 3: Review
Bloody long opening theme. Had enough of that in Spider-Man. Tobey doing them bloody mouth movements! Stop it! Wait, is Harry stalking Pete? Nice to see elements of the first film in there.
Where did that black slime come from? That should have been explained properly. Paedophile? That man watching his daughter sleep. How strange?!
AUNT MAY?! How could you think a ring was the sun? That fight was the best bit of the movie. The second best bit was the credits. Haha! Pete's face as he falls! And I hope your ring smashes and destroys, you knob! But how could nobody see Pete web swinging?
How could that man think that something of that size was a bird?? Gwen Stacy. Very pretty. Nice that she came back for the next franchise. Funny bit with the pills. Stan Lee's cameo wasn't as brief as I remember.
I love how Parker walks around thinking he's hard. Nice bit with Harry and MJ. Odd though. But Tobey's acting was absolute shite. That walk away was great with an explosion behind him!
Peter's bloody dancing. It's crap. But that scene with Venom in the church was impressive. Emotional scene with Aunt May. What a pervert. Looking into MJ's window.
There we are again... MJ taken hostage. Just like the previous two movies. Nice ending scene though. Sweet. Emotional final scene where Harry dies. Second movie with the ending in a funeral.
Overall, what do I think? It was crap. 4/10. Better than I remember. But still shite. Thanks for reading, I plan for my Amazing Spider-Man review to be up on Sunday. Also, I have a new page, so I will stop with these groups. I'll put up a link to the page when it's complete.
Where did that black slime come from? That should have been explained properly. Paedophile? That man watching his daughter sleep. How strange?!
AUNT MAY?! How could you think a ring was the sun? That fight was the best bit of the movie. The second best bit was the credits. Haha! Pete's face as he falls! And I hope your ring smashes and destroys, you knob! But how could nobody see Pete web swinging?
How could that man think that something of that size was a bird?? Gwen Stacy. Very pretty. Nice that she came back for the next franchise. Funny bit with the pills. Stan Lee's cameo wasn't as brief as I remember.
I love how Parker walks around thinking he's hard. Nice bit with Harry and MJ. Odd though. But Tobey's acting was absolute shite. That walk away was great with an explosion behind him!
Peter's bloody dancing. It's crap. But that scene with Venom in the church was impressive. Emotional scene with Aunt May. What a pervert. Looking into MJ's window.
There we are again... MJ taken hostage. Just like the previous two movies. Nice ending scene though. Sweet. Emotional final scene where Harry dies. Second movie with the ending in a funeral.
Overall, what do I think? It was crap. 4/10. Better than I remember. But still shite. Thanks for reading, I plan for my Amazing Spider-Man review to be up on Sunday. Also, I have a new page, so I will stop with these groups. I'll put up a link to the page when it's complete.
Wednesday, 12 March 2014
Time of the Doctor (Doctor Who): Review
Funny opening - Going to a Dalek spaceship with a broken bit of Dalek! Classic! Lovely costume. That lighter waistcoat is nicer than the darker one. Good OCD joke. Nice. I liked Handles too. He was funny every now and again.
Then the bit with the Daleks, kinda repeated with the Cybermen. I love the Cybermen. That design is lovely! I actually enjoyed Nightmare in Silver because of that! It was just hilarious.
Oh. The Powell estate. It's the Christms special of the 50th year, so lets use the same flats where Rose lived! What do I think about that? I'm not that bothered. What's wrong with it? The Doctor didn't bang on about Rose, so it's fine!
The bit with the Doctor being naked, wasn't needed. Not funny, not cool, not sexy... Just weird. Never do that again, Steven! Especially not with Capalid! I loved Matt's performance though. It's by far his best.
Why were the Silence in it? They were not needed, in any way. Although it'd be interesting to find out why they kept telling Clara to confess. What's she done? Not as bad as the Weeping Angels though! Front of that month's Doctor Who Magazine: Will the Doctor defeat the Daleks, Cybermen, Weeping Angels and the Silence before the end of his final life? It's stupid. The Cybermen were in two scenes. The Silence were just background monsters on the Doctor's side, and the Weeping Angels, you could barely even see them in their amount of screen time! Bloody stupid.
Then, the Doctor takes off his bloody hair! Bloody hell! It was rather funny! But not necessary in any way. Amy's crack, as Matthew Toffolo described it. Nice to have it explained that it was 'Amy's Crack' in the Doctor's room in the hotel. Nice twist. That reference to the Five Doctors was good. The Seal of the High Council of Gallifrey. That elderly make up was fantastic too. Must have been very time consuming. But effective.
I liked the return of the Drunk Giraffe too. Matt wanted to do that again for ages! And Barnable was so sweet, bless.
You wouldn't have thought that a scene with the death of a Cyberman head was so emotional, but it was. It's heartbreaking to see the main character of a TV show devastated after loosing their friend. Or is that just me?
One of my favourite scenes was when the Doctor was granted a new set of regenerations, through Amy's crack. So after burning off that regeneration, that makes Capaldi's incarnation the 15th. Anyway, the actual regeneration was lovely. I really nice farewell to Matt. Obviously he's known for his speeches, so when he says a final speech to Clara, and then Amy came down the steps, it just cracked me up! Get the joke? Crack? Never mind!
Overall, I give this immense story a very well earned 9.7/10. A fantastic contribution to the Whoniverse. My next review will be Spider-Man 3, up tomorrow. Firday's will be the Amazing Spider-Man and Saturday will have Shaun of the Dead. Sunday will be everything else planned for the week.
Then the bit with the Daleks, kinda repeated with the Cybermen. I love the Cybermen. That design is lovely! I actually enjoyed Nightmare in Silver because of that! It was just hilarious.
Oh. The Powell estate. It's the Christms special of the 50th year, so lets use the same flats where Rose lived! What do I think about that? I'm not that bothered. What's wrong with it? The Doctor didn't bang on about Rose, so it's fine!
The bit with the Doctor being naked, wasn't needed. Not funny, not cool, not sexy... Just weird. Never do that again, Steven! Especially not with Capalid! I loved Matt's performance though. It's by far his best.
Why were the Silence in it? They were not needed, in any way. Although it'd be interesting to find out why they kept telling Clara to confess. What's she done? Not as bad as the Weeping Angels though! Front of that month's Doctor Who Magazine: Will the Doctor defeat the Daleks, Cybermen, Weeping Angels and the Silence before the end of his final life? It's stupid. The Cybermen were in two scenes. The Silence were just background monsters on the Doctor's side, and the Weeping Angels, you could barely even see them in their amount of screen time! Bloody stupid.
Then, the Doctor takes off his bloody hair! Bloody hell! It was rather funny! But not necessary in any way. Amy's crack, as Matthew Toffolo described it. Nice to have it explained that it was 'Amy's Crack' in the Doctor's room in the hotel. Nice twist. That reference to the Five Doctors was good. The Seal of the High Council of Gallifrey. That elderly make up was fantastic too. Must have been very time consuming. But effective.
I liked the return of the Drunk Giraffe too. Matt wanted to do that again for ages! And Barnable was so sweet, bless.
You wouldn't have thought that a scene with the death of a Cyberman head was so emotional, but it was. It's heartbreaking to see the main character of a TV show devastated after loosing their friend. Or is that just me?
One of my favourite scenes was when the Doctor was granted a new set of regenerations, through Amy's crack. So after burning off that regeneration, that makes Capaldi's incarnation the 15th. Anyway, the actual regeneration was lovely. I really nice farewell to Matt. Obviously he's known for his speeches, so when he says a final speech to Clara, and then Amy came down the steps, it just cracked me up! Get the joke? Crack? Never mind!
Overall, I give this immense story a very well earned 9.7/10. A fantastic contribution to the Whoniverse. My next review will be Spider-Man 3, up tomorrow. Firday's will be the Amazing Spider-Man and Saturday will have Shaun of the Dead. Sunday will be everything else planned for the week.
Monday, 10 March 2014
The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances (Doctor Who): Review
Now I know that this isn't a Vengeance review, but I don't have the DVD yet, but when it arrives, I'll review it.
Strange title sequence. You understand it more as you watch the episode. I love that music. It's just like a modern version of the old ones. I still prefer the Pertwee title sequence though. I really enjoy Eccleston's Doctor. Works well. And I love how he plays it. John Smith. Nice reference to the classic series. Great representation of World War II. 'Has anything fallen from the sky recently?' Haha! Made me laugh! A bloody cat becomes more important than Rose! Bless.
That child asking for his mummy was freaky. Sends a shiver down your spine! Typical Jack line! 'Excellent bottom!' I agree. The children desperate for food reminds me of Oliver. Not sure why. Probably because they're so hungry.
The Doctor made me laugh with his 'thanks miss'. I keep forgetting that Jack was originally Moffat's idea, even though Russell adapted him. Oh, Glen Miller. Fantastic musician. High tech binoculars for WW2. I love that Sonic Screwdriver prop too.
That growth of the gas mask, the CGI was superb! Great cliffhanger. Read on if you want, but there's spoilers!
'GO TO YOUR ROOM!' Chris is great as the Doctor. Enjoy this review so far? I'm trying to make it funny, but it's not funny at all, is it?! The Doctor's mental! Bananas are good!
Jack said Old Sport. Is that a reference to the Great Gatsby? I really like how Nancy and Rose get on. It seems like a very nice relationship. I think even though we know all about it, the shall we say 'gas mask people' are very scary. Moffat is excellent with villains.
Aww, you gotta feel sorry for Jamie though?! He's so sweet, bless him. You can have a happy ending every now and again in Doctor Who. But not when everything's rewritten, eh Hide!
Dr Constentine was funny. He was great! 'Who says I'm not, red bicycle when you were twelve' was one of the best lines in any episode ever! I loved this. It was so sweet! Bless the lot of them. John Barrowman was my highlight though. I love the way he flirts with everybody that he meets! That last scene was great with Glen Miller. Overall, I give it an 8.9/10. Tomorrow's review should be Time of the Doctor.
Strange title sequence. You understand it more as you watch the episode. I love that music. It's just like a modern version of the old ones. I still prefer the Pertwee title sequence though. I really enjoy Eccleston's Doctor. Works well. And I love how he plays it. John Smith. Nice reference to the classic series. Great representation of World War II. 'Has anything fallen from the sky recently?' Haha! Made me laugh! A bloody cat becomes more important than Rose! Bless.
That child asking for his mummy was freaky. Sends a shiver down your spine! Typical Jack line! 'Excellent bottom!' I agree. The children desperate for food reminds me of Oliver. Not sure why. Probably because they're so hungry.
The Doctor made me laugh with his 'thanks miss'. I keep forgetting that Jack was originally Moffat's idea, even though Russell adapted him. Oh, Glen Miller. Fantastic musician. High tech binoculars for WW2. I love that Sonic Screwdriver prop too.
That growth of the gas mask, the CGI was superb! Great cliffhanger. Read on if you want, but there's spoilers!
'GO TO YOUR ROOM!' Chris is great as the Doctor. Enjoy this review so far? I'm trying to make it funny, but it's not funny at all, is it?! The Doctor's mental! Bananas are good!
Jack said Old Sport. Is that a reference to the Great Gatsby? I really like how Nancy and Rose get on. It seems like a very nice relationship. I think even though we know all about it, the shall we say 'gas mask people' are very scary. Moffat is excellent with villains.
Aww, you gotta feel sorry for Jamie though?! He's so sweet, bless him. You can have a happy ending every now and again in Doctor Who. But not when everything's rewritten, eh Hide!
Dr Constentine was funny. He was great! 'Who says I'm not, red bicycle when you were twelve' was one of the best lines in any episode ever! I loved this. It was so sweet! Bless the lot of them. John Barrowman was my highlight though. I love the way he flirts with everybody that he meets! That last scene was great with Glen Miller. Overall, I give it an 8.9/10. Tomorrow's review should be Time of the Doctor.
Sunday, 9 March 2014
Next week's reviews...
So recently, I have only been reviewing Doctor Who stories. You can still expect them, but next week, I will review:
~ Spider-Man 3
~ The Amazing Spider-Man
~ Shaun of the Dead
~ The Inbetweeners: First Day
~ Sherlock: The Blind Banker
NOTE: These might not all be up for next Sunday. I'll try to review them ASAP, but it's difficult to find time. If there are any specific things that you want me to review, comment below.
I will do one of these every Sunday evening now. A post about what to expect for the following week.
Thanks guys. :P
~ Spider-Man 3
~ The Amazing Spider-Man
~ Shaun of the Dead
~ The Inbetweeners: First Day
~ Sherlock: The Blind Banker
NOTE: These might not all be up for next Sunday. I'll try to review them ASAP, but it's difficult to find time. If there are any specific things that you want me to review, comment below.
I will do one of these every Sunday evening now. A post about what to expect for the following week.
Thanks guys. :P
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