Monday, 17 March 2014

Spider-Man 3: Review

Bloody long opening theme. Had enough of that in Spider-Man. Tobey doing them bloody mouth movements! Stop it! Wait, is Harry stalking Pete? Nice to see elements of the first film in there.

Where did that black slime come from? That should have been explained properly. Paedophile? That man watching his daughter sleep. How strange?! 

AUNT MAY?! How could you think a ring was the sun? That fight was the best bit of the movie. The second best bit was the credits. Haha! Pete's face as he falls! And I hope your ring smashes and destroys, you knob! But how could nobody see Pete web swinging?

How could that man think that something of that size was a bird?? Gwen Stacy. Very pretty. Nice that she came back for the next franchise. Funny bit with the pills. Stan Lee's cameo wasn't as brief as I remember.

I love how Parker walks around thinking he's hard. Nice bit with Harry and MJ. Odd though. But Tobey's acting was absolute shite. That walk away was great with an explosion behind him!

Peter's bloody dancing. It's crap. But that scene with Venom in the church was impressive. Emotional scene with Aunt May. What a pervert. Looking into MJ's window.

There we are again... MJ taken hostage. Just like the previous two movies. Nice ending scene though. Sweet. Emotional final scene where Harry dies. Second movie with the ending in a funeral.

Overall, what do I think? It was crap. 4/10. Better than I remember. But still shite. Thanks for reading, I plan for my Amazing Spider-Man review to be up on Sunday. Also, I have a new page, so I will stop with these groups. I'll put up a link to the page when it's complete.



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